Standstill knitting, quotes with truth

Well, I have nothing new to report in knitting. For this I apologize. But in my defense, I would say that I am most likely going to need to move in a month or less. So my mortgage company is taking me hostage. They won't let me know distinctly when I must move. We are just eyeballing it and taking preventative measures. The place we thought that we would move has fallen through due to a massive family crisis, so we are going to need to look for other rentals.
Also, as I said, our family is going through a massive crisis of elephantine proportions. I will not reveal what it is, but everything else in the lives of myself and my husband has been forced to come to a complete standstill.
So this leads me to this most amusing quote. I would like to preface this by saying that, although I have my fair share of personal problems (and who doesn't?), that I am not a homicidal psychopathic maniac, nor should I be committed to a mental facility at this time. Here goes:"I knit so that I don't kill people." 'Nuff said.